Endeavors in being awesome.

Trying to be awesome. Frequently failing.

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

heliostheghost:

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

image

BUT WAIT

THIS:

image

IS:

image

SOME:

image

OF THE BRILLIANT:

image

STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

image

WHAT THE HELL

Does anyone know where I can buy this??? I know someone who is expecting and would love to get this for her!